Where should I throw her party?

A) A nice swim at the Amazon River? She claims she loves swimming with Fish Piranhas are friendly… right?

B) The Grand Canyon (I’m sure she can fly by flapping her arms if she falls in)

C) Take her to Salem and re-enact the Witch Trials on her. History is best learned when you are THERE living it.

D) Other… please explian

I really want to make it memorable for her!!

** For those of you who don’t know… She hits my nephew.. Bruises don’t lie **

Thank you everyone!